jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

kittyb4e:

commie-thot:

boringangel:

when you’re waiting for uber driver jonathon to pull up in his subaru but you have no idea what a subaru looks like bc ur gay so u just kind of stand there vaguely hoping jonathon looks like he does in his uber profile pic

I… Gotta go…